Jolliest of Assholes Candle

It is the line every family quotes at each other by the second day. "Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" is what the group chat is already called, and now it goes on the table. One of our non toxic candles, hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. White elephant, a work swap, a family that talks like this: this is the one. Why You'll Love It * "Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" — quoted in full on the jar * Natural soy wax — plant-based, clean and even, no petroleum wax * Non-toxic and phthalate free — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO * Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar * A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours of it * Cotton wick with no lead core, for a steady flame first light to last * Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA Perfect Gift For White elephant, a work swap, siblings, in-laws, the family group chat, coworkers with no filter, and the relative certain this listing is about someone else. Product Details * Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar * Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours * Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO * Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA * Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn * Item: SC-1762-16 Scent