{"product_id":"fart-sticky-citation-pad","title":"Fart Sticky Citation Pad","description":"As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners!\n\n• Because all things fart = funny gag gifts\n• Prank stuff to up your funny dad game!\n• 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48177512317118,"sku":"9781683492528","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/0039\/9550\/files\/13d89b1bff2ae9e14e6b59947ac979e2616ffefe66d0b64ca1e7c0ab07a66725.jpg?v=1784522798","url":"https:\/\/www.mainstreetthreads.shop\/products\/fart-sticky-citation-pad","provider":"MainStreetThreadsBoutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}